Kirk the Barber

Hours of Operation

The Times Below are nothing more than a wild guess........I live at the lake, about 2 miles this side of slapout..... Thats about 25 miles from The Barber Shop ....... I try to get to work around eightish........the Traffic on 231 can be bad,and most of the time it is......... Feel free to complane about me being late in the mornings and sneaking out early on saturday.

Everyone wants to know.......When is the best time to come. First and Last is not it!!! It seems Like some people just have to be first....even if it means getting here almost an hour befor me!!!!!!Then you have the people that just have to be LAST!!!! They are their own worst enemy. The ones that get here first, are the ones that Drive the buicks, oldsmobiles and crown vicks. They were at Hardees waiting for them to open too!!! So keep this in mind If you are thinking about trying to be first. Around 2:30 I get the" I'm going to beat the school kids" crowd. And then......yep!!......the school kids...I go from Discussing The Weather,water table, World War II, why everyone is leaving Montgomery, GAS PRICES....to discussing American Idol, Music, Movies, Computers, Phones,and video games, the teacher they hate.. Then the working people get off.... Again.. The Discussion changes.....Gas prices, Traffic, divorce, kids, The Sopranos, How Bad the schools are,When are you going to open a shop in Prattville or Wetumpka so it will be closer for them, How I have it made because I'm my own boss......shitodear. ..Then comes the procrastonaters.The phone starts ringing....How long are you going to be there?How many are in front of me? Can you still get me? I'm on the other side of town. I'll be there...............This is not a problem for me. I will be here..... OOOO.....about that when is the best time......The busiest times seem to be TUESDAY MORNINGS, FRIDAY EVENINGS, AND SATURDAYS!!!!!!! SATURDAY IS A TRADITIONAL HAIRCUT DAY FOR ALOT OF PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE THAT COME ON SATURDAY, MOST OF THEM ONLY COME ON SATURDAY. Seems to be alot of Old people and alot of small kids, andThey drive each other crazy.....NO SLOW TIME ON SATURDAY!!!! . Unless AUBURN or ALABAMA are playing FOORBALL. Divorced people get their kids on weekends too......Its a fun active day for me, but it may not be for you....... and most of the time, I Pull the plug on the phone at 3 or 4 on saturday. Because If I see a chance.......I'm outahere!!!!!!.......OOOOOO.......When is the best time to come?.......Ya Never Know......

Open "AROUND" 8 AM To 6 PM

Open "AROUND" 8AM To 6 PM

Open "AROUND" 8 AM To 6 PM

Open at 8 AM... CLOSE AT 3 or 4 or 5 Did I say 3?
(I have been known to sneak out early on saturday)

I CLOSE Christmas Eve,Christmas Day/ Newyears Eve,Newyears Day,The 4th of july and ThanksGiving. I Sneak in a few days here and there around Hollidays if some kind of family thing is going on,and most of the time it is. In my next Life I'm comming back as a State Employee and I'm Taking them All!!!! and then some!!!!

If there is a long Line......and this could happen, I get 3 papers a day. The USA Today,Birmingham,and The Montgomery advertiser.The wetumpka one one wendnesdays. I also get the following Magazines.

Sports Illistrated
Maxim
stuff
Popular Sicence
Hunting
B.A.S.S
The Rolling Stone
People
AARP
Mens Journal
Esquire
Guitar One
Guitar World
Southern Homes and Gardens
PC World
Maxium Computer
Guns and Ammo
US
I get a few more off the stand if somthing grabs me. DO NOT BRING ME YOUR OLD MAGAZINES. I Have enough to pick up already!!

I have Lots of Toys for the kids, And I don't Need any more of them eather.

I keep the TV on Most of the time. I watch Fox news until around Noon. Then the 12 O'clock News. By then I'm news and Weathered Out! When school gets out...cartoons. I have been known to throw in a few baywatch reruns too. Saturday....I start out with ESPN fishing.......Then The Remote gets a workout by the Kids.....sometimes I Lie and say THE CABLE IS OUT!!!....